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Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
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just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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