never play flip cup with pint glasses
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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