There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
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I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
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okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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