No, you can still breathe under the balls.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
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He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
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Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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