i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
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I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
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Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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