When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
True college students do jello shots in the library
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