I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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