This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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