Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
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