He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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