Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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