So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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