No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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