I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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