google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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