I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
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