Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
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No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
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I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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