She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Operation Purity has been aborted
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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