I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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