ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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