i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I want you more than these girls want KFC
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
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The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
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The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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