that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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