But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Randomize
