Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
where are my eyebrows?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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