how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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