Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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