Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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