Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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