That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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