Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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