I'm going to rape someone's good day.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I lost the right to judge tonight
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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