I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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