my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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