apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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