i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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