dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
