yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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