how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
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I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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