Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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