1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Dick very happy bro
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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