About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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