Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me