youre lurking in front of me
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
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It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
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official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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