the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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