I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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