Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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