He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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