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  (951): View more from California

  what ever happened to devon sawa?

  (415): View more from California

  fuck...who knows?

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  i'm really worried about him.

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  (951): what ever happened to devon sawa? (415): fuck...who knows? (951): i'm really worried about him. http://tfl.nu/sfvp
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  (614): View more from Ohio

  I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook

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  (614): I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook http://tfl.nu/grvu
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  (650): View more from California

  he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car

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  (650): he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car http://tfl.nu/7wdo
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  (345): View more from Cayman Islands

  Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful

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  (345): Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful http://tfl.nu/njho
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  (623): View more from Arizona

  He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...

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  (623): He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking... http://tfl.nu/bdfz
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  (419): View more from Ohio

  apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"

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  (419): apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty" http://tfl.nu/fxst
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  (850): View more from Florida

  Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager

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  (850): Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager http://tfl.nu/6wri
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  (707): View more from California

  i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.

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  (707): i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses. http://tfl.nu/z8lp
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  (812): View more from Indiana

  Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?

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  (812): Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver? http://tfl.nu/nssb
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  (347): View more from New York

  Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.

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  (347): Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray. http://tfl.nu/hbqi
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  (720): View more from Colorado

  Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.

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  (720): Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver. http://tfl.nu/uanh
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  (925): View more from California

  My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage

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  (925): My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage http://tfl.nu/o4i9
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  (650): View more from California

  He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.

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  (650): He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him. http://tfl.nu/9mw9
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  (207): View more from Maine

  I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.

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  (207): I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked. http://tfl.nu/3l0v
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  (805): View more from California

  Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck

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  (805): Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck http://tfl.nu/n0xt
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