Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.