are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
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It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
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I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance