yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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