she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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