I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
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Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
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someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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