why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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