you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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