Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i wish my penis had a tongue
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I currently don't understand fingers.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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